Amazing facts YOU didn't know!

Amazing facts. So amazing in fact that you might question whether they are true or not - make up your own mind.

Friday, 6 November 2009

Donny Osmond was attempted to break the world record for the number of clothes pegs attached to your face – he failed by 6. There are 23 tim...

Sunday, 25 October 2009

In the UK Nestle are being forced to withdraw millions of Yorkie choclate bars after a 6 year legal battle over the "Not for Girls...

Saturday, 10 October 2009

Matthew Fox suffers from Osteochondrodysplasia making his fingers longer than normal. Barak Obama worked at McDonalds in Los Angeles for sev...

Friday, 9 October 2009

The LTA have threatened to withdraw Andy Murray’s ranking if he doesn’t have his hair cut. Rule 23.b states that “unkempt appearance will no...

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

When NASA released the images of the galaxy Theta 14 the World Wide Welcoming Association stated it was proof of the existence of an alien i...

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

Vin Diesel suffers from mammo-mastitis. Due to extreme female hormones he has enlargement of the breast region. According to Freud there ar...

Monday, 5 October 2009

Jim Carrey is rumoured to have had his mouth surgically enlarged. The bicycle helmet was invented by Evil Kneevel. It is considered to be a...

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About Me

English Pete: Graduated from St Nemesis, Cambridge with a double first (Mathematics and Tapestry). Worked in the USA as a street sweeper for 6 months before being recruited by the British Government as Junior Diplomat to Belize, a position held for 3 years. English Pete then established his own internet business, unfortunately called focebaak. Despite this setback he was invited to advise the Indian Government as to the development of the internet and it's impact on their burgoening topiary community. When the IAEA came calling English Pete answered the call, entering Iraq as part of the International Weapons Inspectorate. Although English Pete did find some WMD's it was decided that it would be better to keep it quiet. Recent years have been spent traveling the world, advising governments on all things internet and soft furnishings. Indeed Barak Obama has recently requested that English Pete visit the White House and "check out the cushions". Last Thursday, whilst water skiing in Uraguay, English Pete was approached by Google, when they requested he start a blog to help save Google. Which is where we are today. Enjoy

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